Yay! A food show! I’m coming closer to reaching my goal of being like THE MAN: Anthony Bourdain! I’m almost there. Despite a distinct lack of hard drugs, and notwithstanding the fact that I’m confined to LA, I would say I’m probably scientifically almost at about 1/5 as cool as Anthony Bourdain right now. Just you wait. I’m gonna metamorph like a lovely little caterpillar into a psychedelically groovy butterfly.