Because @LunchCrunchNews is concerned for your work performance (you spend all day tweeting, after all), this week’s hashtag was #HowToFitInAtWork. As usual, Twitter did not disappoint. Here’s all your fabulous methods to fit in!
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Go to work even though they never hired you. You’ll fit in eventually. #HowToFitInAtWork
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) June 13, 2016
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Use fancy catch phrases like “at the end of the day” #HowToFitInAtWork
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) June 13, 2016
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Always hit reply all to work emails. #HowToFitInAtWork
— It’s Meagan (@MeaganAldaine) June 13, 2016
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Don’t work so hard others look bad #HowToFitInAtWork pic.twitter.com/OsFaQYOxeY
— Brendan McInnis (@BrendanMcInnis) June 13, 2016
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Start Watching “The Bachelor.” People with nothing interesting to say ALWAYS bring up “The Bachelor” #HowToFitInAtWork @LunchCrunchNews
— J.K.Callaway (@realJKCallaway) June 13, 2016
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Bring a box and tell everyone you’re thinking outside of it.
— Guapo 20Sxtn (@GuapoFlames) June 13, 2016
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You gotta learn how to put your head down and blend in. #HowToFitInAtWork pic.twitter.com/NnEmWy9gg5
— Marc Surreptitiously (@MarcusPoliocus) June 13, 2016
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show your patriotism #HowToFitInAtWork pic.twitter.com/uXs0GmRivJ
— Mr. Bagels (@fartbagels) June 13, 2016
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Become the water cooler #HowToFitInAtWork
— Alex JustAlex (@JustFuckinAlex) June 13, 2016
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Hide inside a computer. #HowToFitInAtWork
— Johnsense (@Johnsense38) June 13, 2016
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#HowToFitInAtWork Pretend to know what you’re doing. It works for me.
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) June 13, 2016
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#HowToFitInAtWork As though anyone notices….. pic.twitter.com/4ERuCbBJXk
— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 13, 2016
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Use the right word, Excel at what you do, and PowerPoint people in he right direction. #HowToFitInAtWork
— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) June 13, 2016
MY TWEETS:
Step 1: Buy the liquor store.
Step 2: Put it in your desk.
Step 3: Enjoy your newfound popularity.#HowToFitInAtWork @LunchCrunchNews— Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) June 13, 2016
Keep a collection of novelty ties. #HowToFitInAtWork @LunchCrunchNews pic.twitter.com/CeIK3ZP6pi
— Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) June 13, 2016
Crack inappropriate jokes in front of customers.
Employees that are disciplined together, stick together.#HowToFitInAtWork @LunchCrunchNews— Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) June 13, 2016
