This week I asked Twitter for a little career advice using my @LunchCrunchNews account. The tag was #HowToGetAPromotion, and as usual, Twitter did not disappoint. Here’s the top tweets!
1.
Be related to the boss.#HowToGetAPromotion @LunchCrunchNews
— Hillary Miller (@CricketArt67) June 6, 2016
2.
Um.. I think I need to get a job first, right?#HowToGetAPromotion
— Christine Wannabe (@googlygirl98) June 6, 2016
3.
Bring donuts, it's easier to rise above the pack when they are all in diabetic comas. #HowToGetAPromotion
— Steven (@McJoberdeen) June 6, 2016
4.
Do good work.
Show up on time.
Dress professionally.
Slay your enemies while they slumber and wear their faces as masks— Bravo Golf Lima (@Benjamin_G_Lund) June 6, 2016
5.
Wide open availability #HowToGetAPromotion pic.twitter.com/6cR0kJQokw
— A Sketchy Droid (@kickemnthenards) June 6, 2016
6.
Don't worry, crap usually floats to the top. #HowToGetAPromotion
— It's Meagan (@MeaganAldaine) June 6, 2016
7.
#HowToGetAPromotion Be a good listener…or a skilled eye makeup artist. @LunchCrunchNews pic.twitter.com/uWIZDa73rV
— CK (@charley_ck14) June 6, 2016
8.
Buy your boss a taco bowl for lunch and gift him a yearly subscription to 'Spray Tan of the Month Club'. #HowToGetAPromotion
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) June 6, 2016
9.
How much higher up from stripper can I go?? #HowToGetAPromotion
— Theresa (@tlcprincess) June 6, 2016
10.
Retweet all your boss's tweets. #HowToGetAPromotion
— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) June 6, 2016
MY TWEETS:
Don't get too attached to your stapler.#HowToGetAPromotion @LunchCrunchNews pic.twitter.com/pgbOKKL6PX
— Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) June 6, 2016
BE RIHANNA:
Work work work work work
blah dee blah dee
dirt dirt dirt work work
wer wer wer
WERK#HowToGetAPromotion @LunchCrunchNews— Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) June 6, 2016
BE RIHANNA:
Work work work work work
blah dee blah dee
dirt dirt dirt work work
wer wer wer
WERK#HowToGetAPromotion @LunchCrunchNews— Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) June 6, 2016
