This week The Lunch Crunch celebrated the joys of adulthood, or “adulting” as it’s known by today’s youth! Check out more top tweets below the video! 1.
#ImAdultingWellBecause I know how to drink my Vodka without all those added ingredients, Like Orange Juice.
— Captain Blood (@RevRodFitz1954) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I can now make bigger forts pic.twitter.com/4brCJKlYMq — Owen (@The_Rum_Pirate) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I didn’t have a temper tantrum waiting in line at Starbucks. I’m good. I’m a good girl.
— Jennski (@JenniferHerceg) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause …I no longer rudely play on my phone in front of guests. I go to the bathroom and pretend to poop. — Katt Funny (@KattFunny) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I have become a much safer driver. I don’t text while driving anymore, just tweet. pic.twitter.com/2HOcq6KNut
— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause last time I was out someone gave me a participation trophy for adulting well. — Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I haven’t killed anyone including myself yet.
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I Just Cooked a Pizza without A) Burning the Place Down B) Crying C) I’m Lying. I’m Eating Chips.@LunchCrunchNews — J.K.Callaway (@realJKCallaway) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I’ve stopped throwing temper tantrums at work, and just solute my boss. pic.twitter.com/6yFZLex7EB
— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I have a family to support pic.twitter.com/S1QC9icb68 — ElenaArielle (@ElenaArielle) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I Can Hide The Fact That My Life Is In Shambles
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I know about all of the main food groups: Nutella Vodka Gummy Worms Bacon Bread — Nutella and Chris (@HeyItsChris412) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I’m a strong, independent adult that don’t need no kindergarten teacher to tell him it’s nap time.
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause I just moved into a more upscale pillow fort.@LunchCrunchNews — Guapo 20Sxtn (@GuapoFlames) May 23, 2016
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#ImAdultingWellBecause my cats seem to always have food … I think
— Buzzy (@buzzyiswhat) May 23, 2016
MY TWEETS:
#ImAdultingWellBecause I’ve got my 401k!!! … of cocaine @LunchCrunchNews pic.twitter.com/fjx9uHtYws — Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) May 23, 2016
#ImAdultingWellBecause No one’s figured out I’ve actually been smoking candy cigarettes. @LunchCrunchNews
— Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) May 23, 2016
#ImAdultingWellBecause I never get caught picking my nose. @LunchCrunchNews pic.twitter.com/CJIxIcGKQi — Vickie Eisenstein (@VickieIronStone) May 23, 2016
